“There's no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris just got cold, so he turned up the sun.”

Climate science is built on measurements—temperature gradients, atmospheric CO2 concentrations, radiative forcing. The hypothesis underlying this fact inverts causality: instead of humans warming the planet, the planet warmed because one man felt cold and adjusted the sun. This is a joke about scale, about an individual's whim becoming planetary fact.
The solar luminosity has remained relatively stable for billions of years. Increasing it by any appreciable amount would require an energy input equivalent to the output of all human civilization combined. If Chuck Norris accomplished this by simply "turning up" the sun, it suggests he wields control over stellar nuclear processes through sheer will or simple mechanical adjustment.
The joke emerged during the late 1990s climate-denial phase, when dismissing global warming as irrelevant was culturally more acceptable. The punchline works on multiple levels: it's a joke about climate change being fake, about human agency being insignificant compared to natural forces, and about Chuck Norris having power over nature itself. It's a perfect example of the Chuck Norris meme co-opting real-world debates and rendering them absurd through hyperattribution of power.
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