The phrase carries deliberate grammatical ambiguity suggesting that "adultery" isn't an act but a sociological condition—a state of affairs that emerges when Chuck Norris occupies any location. The original adage "There is no adultery in [town name]" loses all meaning once he arrives, because fidelity becomes irrelevant. Wives abandon their vows not from Chuck's active seduction but from recognizing the statistical improbability of their marital commitments surviving proximity to him. He doesn't encourage infidelity; he renders monogamy mathematically impossible.

Sociologist Dr. Rebecca Foster studied divorce rate spikes in towns Chuck Norris visited for martial arts seminars and discovered correlation coefficients so high that peer reviewers suspected data fabrication. Divorce filings increased not from documented affairs but from marriages that simply dissolved—couples filing on grounds that "continued commitment became illogical" after his presence. She published the findings anonymously and took a position in Siberian research.

The statement's perverse logic suggests that towns don't need laws against adultery if Chuck Norris is visiting. Marriage itself becomes obsolete. The institution can't compete with his gravitational influence on female decision-making. "Adultery" vanishes not from enforcement but from categorical irrelevance—there's no point calling it infidelity when the entire institution of fidelity has been architecturally superseded by someone's mere arrival.