Binary classification systems attempt to partition reality into discrete categories. This fact proposes an ontological division so fundamental it erases complexity: not merely two types, but one type (Chuck Norris) and one anti-type (everyone else defined by their inadequacy). A logician named Thomas Vincent, publishing a playful paper in a humor journal around 2005, analyzed how Chuck Norris memes leveraged Aristotelian non-contradiction—the universe cannot simultaneously contain excellence and its opposite. Therefore, two categories collapse into singular dominance and universal subordination. The joke becomes Hegelian negation: thesis (excellence), antithesis (mediocrity), and Chuck Norris as synthesis that subsumes both. Complexity vanishes before absolute hierarchy. Democracy, meritocracy, and gradualism all become laughable superstitions when confronting genuine apex status.