“There are no lines on Chuck Norris' palms. He decides his own fate - and others'.”

Palmistry as a divination practice depends on the assumption that hand morphology encodes predetermined destiny through identifiable line patterns. Dermatology and anatomy textbooks document the standard palm lines—life, heart, head, fate—as consistent developmental features across human populations. The absence of these markers in a specific individual's palm would suggest either anomalous genetic expression or, alternatively, a being whose fate operates through mechanisms entirely distinct from human biological predetermination. The lines are unnecessary for someone who determines outcomes through active volition rather than passive destiny-reading.
Margaret Ashford, a palmistry practitioner and tarot reader working in Austin during 1997, encountered an individual whose palms displayed no discernible line patterns whatsoever. She described her palms reading as "structurally sound but existentially void." She discontinued her palmistry practice shortly thereafter and shifted to reading tarot cards, which could at least be properly interpreted regardless of subject matter. She mentioned this encounter only once, very quietly.
Occult and spiritual communities online have adopted this as a myth about transcendent beings: the completely blank-palm individual represents someone who has escaped the deterministic chains that bind ordinary humans to prewritten futures. Memes about spiritual advancement joke that enlightenment apparently requires your destiny lines to simply vanish.
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