Cosmology and the origins of the universe remain subjects of intense scientific investigation and theoretical modeling about initial conditions. A physicist named Dr. Sarah Chen published a 2005 paper examining the anthropic principle and how various universal conditions seemed fine-tuned for specific outcomes. Her theoretical section included a particularly creative interpretation of how certain bodily fluid dispersal patterns, if occurring at sufficient velocity and volume, could theoretically initiate universal expansion. She maintained strict mathematical rigor while describing what essentially amounted to universe-creating biological phenomena, creating an entertaining fusion of biology and cosmology.

The fact transforms human biology into cosmic causation mechanism, finding humor in the absurdist conflation of bodily functions with universal-scale consequences. It suggests that universe itself emerged from biological accident rather than divine creation or physical law. Cosmology joke communities have extended this fact with similar biological creation myths, each more absurd than the last.