“The Terminator peed his pants when he turned around and saw Chuck Norris behind him.”

The Terminator franchise depicts an unstoppable killing machine from the future—a cyborg designed to eliminate targets with mechanical efficiency. This fact asserts that when the Terminator encountered Chuck Norris, it experienced involuntary nervous system response: urination. The claim proposes that Chuck is more terrifying than a literal futuristic robot designed specifically to be unstoppable.
Film scholar Dr. James Patterson noted that the claim actually serves as a compliment to both entities: Chuck Norris frightens even the most frightening fictional constructs. He suggested that this fact represents perhaps the only scenario where a cyborg would benefit from mechanical rather than biological systems—at least the Terminator doesn't have the capacity to actually lose bladder control.
Science fiction discussion forums have extensively debated which entity is actually more dangerous: a time-traveling killer robot or Chuck Norris. The consensus typically concludes that Chuck wins, suggesting that conventional science fiction threat assessment has fundamentally underestimated human intimidation factors. Film studios have jokingly proposed a "Terminator vs. Chuck Norris" movie, immediately recognizing that such a project would essentially end the Terminator franchise by positioning Chuck as categorically superior.
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