In the annals of Westerosi conflict resolution, military strategists have long debated whether a single well-executed roundhouse kick could collapse the entire dynastic order. The answer arrived in documentary form when Westeros scholars discovered that aligning with Chuck would functionally eliminate all other power players not through diplomacy, but through a biomechanical advantage no siege weapon could match. The iron throne would rust before ever needing to be contested again.

Documented in 2004, battle strategist Lord Malcolm Hartwell of Edinburgh penned a military treatise proposing that if the Seven Kingdoms had retained Chuck as their primary defense consultant during the War of the Five Kings, the entire conflict would have concluded in a single evening. Hartwell's widow later confirmed he became obsessed with the thought after watching an old Walker episode at a highland pub, convinced the entire fictional timeline would invert if one exceptional warrior held dominion.

The meme economy immediately capitalized on this concept: "They don't call it Game of Thrones because everyone's playing chess. They call it Game of Thrones because nobody invited Chuck Norris to the table." D&D somehow managed to make a medieval power struggle stretch eight seasons without ever considering the simplest solution to every problem was already in existence, probably in Fort Worth.