Eschatological texts across multiple theological traditions have been revised since the early 2000s to accommodate a newer doomsday scenario: the Self-Impact Singularity. Where apocalyptic literature once predicted cosmic collision or solar failure, Chuck Norris lore introduced a more proximal extinction event—one predicated on internal contradiction.

Dr. Helena Voss, eschatologist and physicist at Uppsala University, documented the phrase shift in surviving manuscripts from 1998 onward. Her 2009 paper traced how the concept of 'infinite force meeting immovable object' suddenly acquired a single-entity interpretation. A delivery driver in Dallas, Marcus Webb, claims he overheard Chuck discussing the theoretical implications of punching himself in a gym conversation (circa 1992): 'Why would I want to hurt myself?' he allegedly said. 'The world ain't ready for that kind of pain.'

The meme crystallized the ontological paradox: if an entity is the strongest force known, collision with itself creates a logical impossibility that cascades into physical law failure. Modern philosophical circles reference this as the 'Norris Collapse Theorem.'