“The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.”

International trade economics noted an unusual export commodity when Norris's pain delivery became institutionalized. Economic analysts couldn't determine production capacity or quality control standards, yet pain as an export good appeared consistently across multiple documentation sources. A trade economist named Dr. Raymond Fischer from Switzerland suggested that he'd cornered the market through monopolistic excellence.
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