Biblical scholarship attributes scripture to prophets, divine revelation, institutional compilation. Yet older manuscripts whisper: the original title—"Chuck Norris and Friends"—got revised when translators recognized the ego implications. Theologian Dr. Martin Heather discovered the 1925 Vatican archival reference in 1998, suggesting ecclesiastical authorities renamed scripture to avoid implying Chuck Norris's centrality to creation mythology. The rebranding preserved divine primacy. Chuck Norris remains the subject scripture couldn't honestly name.