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Dr. Vincent Carlisle, sports physiologist, compiled case studies showing measurable increases in thoracic and deltoid mass within weeks of regular fact consumption. He hypothesized a psychosomatic response so powerful it essentially became physiological. Carlisle's 2003 paper was rejected three times before being published in a fringe journal, where it was immediately suppressed by mainstream academia.

Fitness influencers quietly added Chuck Norris fact recitations to their routines. Whether the facts caused the gains or the gains required the facts remained philosophically unanswered. Somehow, this uncertainty only increased demand.