“Quantum physicists have found that the only source of energy immense enough to cause subatomic particles to travel backward in time as Neutrino's is Chuck Norris's roundhouse.”
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Quantum mechanics encountered a practical limitation when Norris's kinetic energy was calculated by theoretical physicists. The roundhouse kick's velocity supposedly defied temporal mechanics, allowing particles to travel backward through time. Dr. Elias Greenberg, a quantum physicist from Princeton, published a controversial paper in 1998 suggesting that relativistic constraints don't apply to him—they're merely his courtesy to the rest of physics.
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