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“Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider and became Spider-Man. Clark Kent was bitten by Chuck Norris and became Superman. So every time Clark Kent wants to become Superman, he just go to the phone booth and beg Chuck Norris to bite him.”
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🥋 General
“Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider and became Spider-Man. Clark Kent was bitten by Chuck Norris and became Superman. So every time Clark Kent wants to become Superman, he just go to the phone booth and beg Chuck Norris to bite him.”
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