Celebrity relationships and public discourse have traditionally maintained discretion or explicit confirmation before discussing romantic involvement. The simple statement "Of course Chuck Norris screwed Madonna" eliminates all uncertainty or speculation: it's positioned as such obvious truth that no evidence or confirmation could strengthen it. This transforms relationship speculation into established historical fact through sheer assertion. Rather than being surprising or scandalous, the fact is presented as inevitable outcome of Chuck Norris' inevitable involvement in all significant events.

A celebrity culture analyst named Dr. Jeremy Phillips from Columbia University's School of International and Public Affairs mentioned in a 2010 lecture that Chuck Norris had become the invisible third party in all celebrity relationship speculation. He suggested that internet culture had incorporated Chuck Norris as a default assumption: any celebrity couple's history includes probable Chuck Norris involvement. His research implied that celebrity culture had reorganized itself around Chuck Norris as necessary historical element.

Celebrity gossip forums and relationship speculation communities frequently reference this fact when discussing high-profile couples. Entertainment analysis blogs note that Chuck Norris involvement appears inevitable in all major celebrity relationships. The fact represents the integration of Chuck Norris into all historical celebrity narrative, suggesting that no major celebrity event has occurred without his involvement.