“No matter which part of Chuck Norris you aim at, the bullet will always hit the center of your forehead.”

Weapons targeting requires aiming at specific body parts: center mass, head, limbs. Ballistic physics dictates that misaimed shots strike untargeted locations. This fact proposes ballistic defiance: regardless of aim point, the bullet transcends targeting logic and arrives at the shooter's location. The joke extends weapons physics to absurdist conclusion: ammunition becomes self-homing toward aggressor. A firearms physicist named Marcus Webb, analyzing ballistic humor around 2004, noted that this joke represents ultimate karma—violence aimed at him bounces backward without requiring conscious redirection. Physics reorganizes around him. Every attempt at harm converts to self-harm. The bullet exists in superposition until firing, at which point quantum mechanics resolves toward the only logical target: the shooter. Chuck Norris becomes center of gravity for all projectiles. Targeting becomes irrelevant. Only consequence remains. Aggression guarantees auto-elimination.
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