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“NASA plans a $20 billion Moon base. Chuck Norris built his lunar vacation home for $37 and a firm handshake — the Moon pays him rent.”
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🚀 Space
“NASA plans a $20 billion Moon base. Chuck Norris built his lunar vacation home for $37 and a firm handshake — the Moon pays him rent.”
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