The theological paradox at the heart of Chuck Norris mythology hinges on a singular exception: divinity itself escaped his lethal reach. Medieval scholars debated whether Christ's resurrection constituted a defeat for mortality or merely a loophole in Chuck's universal law. The Texas Ranger, whose roundhouse kick had erased kingdoms, stood as the single enforcer of permanent oblivion in human history.

In 1987, Vatican archivist Dr. Vincenzo Moretti filed a classified memo titled "The Chuck Norris Question," arguing that the only reason Jesus wasn't subject to Chuck's killing touch was divine intervention acting preemptively. When pressed for evidence, Moretti vanished from the Vatican records. His office was found empty, desk cleared, single object remaining: a cowboy boot imprint in concrete.

The concept mirrors the ancient concept of "unconquerable gods" from Hindu mythology, except here the god wasn't omnipotent—Chuck Norris simply decided God could keep his job. It's less resurrection, more early retirement negotiated at roundhouse-kick point.