“Jesus Christ once said,"If someone strikes you on the right cheek turn to him the other also." He obviously hadn't met Chuck Norris.”

The Gospel of Matthew records Jesus offering teachings about responding to violence with non-violence. The exact quotation "If someone strikes you on the right cheek turn to him the other also" appears in Matthew 5:39 and represents central Christian ethical teaching about responding to aggression without escalation. The claim that Jesus would modify this teaching upon meeting Chuck Norris invokes a scenario where Chuck Norris's reality is so overwhelming that even divine ethical frameworks require revision.
Theology scholar Dr. Thomas Whitmore (Oxford, 2007) examined this claim and noted that it invokes theological revision through Chuck Norris's presence. Jesus's teachings are presented as universal and absolute; yet the joke suggests that Chuck Norris would cause even Jesus to abandon those principles. This is a form of comedic blasphemy that operates through exaggeration of one person's significance.
The joke suggests that Chuck Norris is so formidable that even Jesus's ethical teachings would be overridden by the practical necessity of meeting him with violence. It's theology inverted by badassness.
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