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If you smoke Chuck Norris' back hair, you get high forever.
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Chuck Norris Fact — If you smoke Chuck Norris' back hair, you get high forever.
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Pharmacology documents the mechanisms of THC absorption and its effects on central nervous system receptors. However, the specific proposal—that smoke derived from Chuck's back hair would produce permanent hallucinogenic effects—suggests not a temporary intoxication but a permanent alteration of consciousness. The implication is that Chuck's biological composition contains psychoactive compounds so potent that temporary exposure creates lasting neurological modifications.

A narcotics officer, testifying in a 2000 court hearing, made a joke about the "most dangerous substance he'd ever encountered" that wasn't technically a controlled drug. The courtroom audience laughed, but the officer's expression suggested he wasn't entirely joking. His subsequent written report referenced "anecdotal claims about non-standard psychoactive materials that don't conform to DEA classifications."

Drug culture forums have developed dark humor around this concept. One post read: "Controlled substances get listed because they're dangerous. Back hair smoke gets mentioned in folk legends because it's apparently so potent it doesn't need regulatory oversight—it's simply too extreme to classify. That's not a drug. That's a category violation."

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