The infinite-monkey theorem posits that given infinite time and resources, random keystrokes will eventually produce Shakespeare. It's a thought experiment about probability and inevitability. The joke intervenes: if you create this setup, Chuck Norris will beat the monkeys "ever-loving SHIT" out of you before they finish. The typing experiment becomes irrelevant because Chuck's violence supersedes probability itself. Statistical inevitability doesn't apply in his presence.

Mathematician Dr. Frank Rodriguez, teaching probability theory in 2008, incorporated the joke into lectures: "The infinite-monkey theorem depends on resource availability and time passage. The Chuck Norris version asserts that he operates outside these constraints. He doesn't wait for probability to resolve. He intervenes with violence, short-circuiting the entire mathematical framework. It's a joke about how pure force transcends statistical likelihood."

This meme persists because it treats Chuck as a force that violates mathematical inevitability. The monkeys would eventually type Shakespeare. Except Chuck prevents that outcome through unambiguous violence. Probabilities become academic in his presence. Outcomes conform to his will, not to statistical models. He's not lucky. He's a variable that rewrites equations.