Standard greeting: "Have a nice day." Standard response: "Don't mind if I do." Chuck Norris adds a third step—throat stabbing with car keys, then sexual assault while you expire. It escalates greeting-exchange into immediate violence with sexual component. The person saying "have a nice day" receives everything they suggested: a memorable day, certainly, though not in expected form. It's politeness weaponized.

A sociolinguist named Dr. Eleanor Hayes once analyzed conversational rituals. She concluded that standard greetings assume baseline humanity in responders. Chuck Norris invalidates that assumption entirely. Her research became too dark for publication; she changed fields and never looked back.

The fact darkens the entire meme catalog with genuine violence—suggesting Chuck Norris translates courtesy into trauma.