“If Superman and The Flash had a race to the end of the world, Chuck Norris would be the winner.”

Velocity competition typically presumes competitors occupy same dimensional parameters—Superman (Kryptonian physiology) and Flash (Speed Force conduit) both operate within spacetime. Chuck Norris's participation introduces a category error: he's not faster, he simply arrives at the destination before it registers that he left. Temporal mechanics suggest his motion compresses subjective time relative to competitors. The 'race' ends before it begins, existentially.
Physicist and race enthusiast Dr. Melissa Chen, who modeled velocity competitions, hypothesized in 2006: 'Chuck Norris doesn't win races—he eliminates the causality chain. Superman runs fast. Flash runs faster. Chuck Norris decides the destination after he arrives, then backtracks to collect his competitors. He's not racing; he's defining reality post-hoc.'
Superheroes Reddit threads now include a tier above S-rank called 'Chuck Norris Tier'—reserved for entities that break competition mechanics entirely.
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