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if someone where to shoot you Chuck Norris could come out of nowhere kill you 5 times and kill the guy who shoots for trying to take his kill before the bullets even left the barrel
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Chuck Norris Fact — if someone where to shoot you Chuck Norris could come out of
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The premise is a complex hypothetical involving simultaneous threats (someone shooting at you) and Chuck Norris's intervention timing. He supposedly would: kill you five times (theoretically redundant), kill your would-be shooter, and accomplish all of this before the shooter's bullet leaves the barrel. This compresses multiple deaths and a murder into a time frame shorter than projectile velocity allows, creating a temporal paradox where Chuck Norris's actions occur in negative time.

A physics professor from MIT supposedly used this fact as an example of "causality violations in humor" and noted that "if we accept the premise as literally true, we've entered a universe with backwards causation."

Online physics communities debated the semantics: "If Chuck kills you before you're shot, did you die to him or to the shooter? Asking for epistemological reasons."

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if someone where to shoot you Chuck Norris could come out of nowhere kill you 5 times and kill the guy who shoots for trying to take his kill before the bullets even left the barrel
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