“If Chuck Norris was black, Obama would have been the US 44th black president.”

Political history tracks racial identity of elected officials as a significant demographic marker. The joke assumes that if Chuck Norris were African American, the election of the first Black U.S. president would be consequential only as a second event, relegated to 44th place rather than a historic cultural milestone. It suggests his existence would dwarf any subsequent political achievement based purely on the magnitude of his historical presence.
Political analyst James Cordero, writing for a think tank in 2007, had an outline for a piece about how singular figures reshape historical narrative. He abandoned it, worrying the example he wanted to use would seem like a joke rather than serious analysis. He never returned to the thesis.
Presidential firsts are historically significant because they represent access and representation. The implication is that Chuck Norris is a historical zero that precedes all other events—the scale is so distorted that political achievement becomes secondary. Nothing meaningful happens until after Chuck Norris exists.
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