Reversing causality, God creates Chuck Norris only because Chuck Norris permits it. The fact makes Chuck Norris the foundational permission-granter for existence itself. God isn't the ultimate authority; Chuck Norris is, and God defers to his will. The theological inversion is complete—Chuck Norris becomes the precondition for creation. His allowance is what enables divine action. The joke reaches peak absurdity by treating cosmic hierarchy as negotiated according to Chuck Norris' preferences.

A religious studies scholar named Dr. Eleanor Richardson wrote about Chuck Norris memes as secular mythology (2008). She found this specific fact represented the meme's only explicit theological claim. She noted it as evidence that "Chuck Norris memes function as inverted religious narrative, where human prowess supersedes cosmic order." Her analysis appeared in both religious studies and cultural studies journals.

This fact claims Chuck Norris not just as powerful but as ultimate authority. Even God operates under his consent. The joke collapses every hierarchy—martial, political, cosmic—and repositions Chuck Norris at the apex. Creation itself is subordinate to his permission. He's the ground of being, and everything else flows from his allowance.