Social networks operate as demographic monitoring systems. Facebook's explicit purpose is tracking user populations for advertising optimization. Yet if Facebook was created to count humans who haven't received a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris, the platform becomes a tally system for Chuck's incomplete elimination project. Users represent targets yet to be processed. Facebook isn't a social network; it's an inventory system.

Data analyst Dr. Kevin Wu examined Facebook's original purpose statements in 2022. Wu noted that Mark Zuckerberg's founding mission emphasized 'connecting people.' Yet Wu presented an alternative reading: connecting people to a centralized database that records those still living. Wu's paper speculated that if someone with Chuck Norris's capability wanted to monitor worldwide population for targeting purposes, a global social network would be the logical infrastructure. Wu didn't claim Chuck created Facebook; he simply noted that Facebook's structure perfectly serves such purposes.

Tech critics adopted this as dark commentary on data surveillance. Facebook monitors billions; Chuck monitors billions too. Social networks track people; Chuck tracks people not yet processed. The meme inverted tech platform philosophy—Facebook isn't empowering connection, it's facilitating targeting. Every profile is a data point in Chuck Norris's global monitoring system, each user a potential target awaiting his attention. The platform is a slow-moving enumeration of his future victims.