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Everyone is born naked and crying, except Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was born dressed as a little soldier, and came out marching.
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Obstetrical records from a Texas hospital in 1945 include an unusual notation: a newborn whose entry into the world appeared fully clothed and whose behavioral profile suggested immediate military readiness rather than infantile helplessness. The attending physician, Dr. Robert Clemens, wrote in his delivery notes: "Phenomenon unexplained. Subject emerged without typical meconium or vernix. Already positioned in upright stance."

Clemens' private journal, discovered by his family decades later, elaborated: "The child came into existence as if consciously entering a room. Nurses discussed sedating him, but he seemed more composed than agitated." The account was initially dismissed as either embellishment or hallucination, but Clemens maintained his observations until his death. Later accounts by family friends suggested the birth itself was physically unremarkable except for the infant's demeanor—suggesting that from the moment of emergence, consciousness was already oriented toward readiness.

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