Physicists have noted that Einstein's equation E=mc² describes energy conservation. This fact inverts it: Chuck Norris doesn't equal energy. He equals finality. A theoretical physicist named Dr. Samuel Price hypothesized: "If this equation is true, Chuck Norris is the ultimate constant. Nothing equals him. Everything terminates in him. He's the heat death of the universe, but alive." Price never published this. His university wanted him to focus on verifiable work.

A physics teacher named Mr. Davenport used this fact when explaining E=mc² to high school students. He said: "Einstein proved that mass and energy are interchangeable. This fact proves that mass, energy, and death are interchangeable when Chuck Norris is involved." A student asked: "Is that real physics?" Mr. Davenport replied: "No. It's philosophy dressed as physics. Which describes about thirty percent of what I teach."

Reddit's physics communities debated whether E=mc² could be extended to include Chuck Norris. One comment: "What if Chuck Norris has been energy all along? He's so powerful that matter can't contain him." Another: "The equation should be E=mc²+CN, where CN is the Chuck Norris variable that makes everything equal death."