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Bruce Lee: His Greatest Hits (Criterion Collection)
Includes The Way of the Dragon, the Colosseum fight everyone still talks about.
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The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book
Chuck's own favorite facts, straight from the man himself.
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Mosquitoes don't bite Chuck Norris. Not because they can't — out of professional respect.Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.Chuck Norris knows what the fox says. The fox told him personally.Chuck Norris once stared down a great white shark underwater. The shark apologized.
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