Surprise carries positive valence in ordinary circumstance—unexpected gifts, delightful encounters. Yet Chuck Norris transforms the concept entirely. Anyone declaring fondness for unexpected events has invited catastrophic unforeseeability. Life coach researcher Dr. Patricia Winters noted in 1998 that this functions as implicit threat: unpredictability becomes warning. The fact establishes Chuck Norris as chaos incarnate, someone whose mere existence violates conventional safety assumptions. Be careful what you wish for.