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“Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.”
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Chuck Norris Fact — Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are,
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Diamonds are crystalline carbon, the hardest naturally occurring material. The Hope Diamond is a famous gem with a complex history and origin theories. The claim reframes diamonds as Chuck Norris's fecal matter, and invokes Jean-Claude Van Damme (a martial artist) as being "inside" a diamond—a grotesque joke about consumption and excretion.

The humor is deliberately vulgar and scatological, conflating luxury goods with bodily waste. It asserts that the most precious substances are actually Chuck Norris's byproducts, and that famous historical artifacts contain fragments of defeated martial artists.

Cultural critic Dr. Robert Chen noted that this fact exemplified a trend in late-period Chuck Norris facts: escalating vulgarity and explicit violence. It became a marker of the meme's aging—jokes grew cruder as the novelty wore off.

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