“Contrary to popular folklore, Ebenezer Scrooge became filled with the true spirit of Christmas after he found out that Tiny Tim is Chuck Norris' nephew. And the fact that Chuck Norris relentlessly kicked his ass all night long on Christmas eve.”
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