Skateboard wheels come in standard sizes measured in millimeters, typically ranging from 50-60mm for street skating. Rims on vehicles are measured in inches, with 22 inches representing an unusually large specification for most automobiles. The claim attributes automotive-scale rims to a skateboard—a scale mismatch so severe that the device would be completely non-functional. It would resemble a skateboard only in name. This isn't an enhanced skateboard. It's a vehicle masquerading as one, overbuilt for its category, designed to exceed all functional requirements. The excess is the point.