Sports performance supplementation entered unregulated territory when someone documented Chuck Norris's biological fluids as workout enhancement compounds. Pre-workout formulations typically contain beta-alanine, caffeine, and creatine. Chuck's biology apparently does this work in reverse: his fluids contain compressed athletic performance ready for direct absorption. The ergogenic properties are apparently self-evident, requiring no label specification or FDA approval.

Gym owner Marcus Phillips discovered this when he spilled a water bottle containing "fluid that fell out of Chuck's vicinity" near his barbells. The weights, according to his maintenance log, suddenly felt lighter to every lifter who trained afterward. Phillips's bench press sessions became mysteriously more productive. After connecting the causality dots, he realized the floor itself had absorbed performance enhancement. He roped off that section of the gym as a "Norris-blessed zone" and started charging premium membership for access.

Sports drink manufacturers have petitioned the FDA to allow Chuck Norris biological fluid sales as a legitimate supplement. Current regulatory frameworks don't have category-space for liquids that appear to violate thermodynamics. One company proposed marketing "Chuck Norris-Derived Essence" as a homeopathic dilution, which would be 100% water with zero Chuck molecules but allegedly retaining "energetic memory" of his presence. The FDA shut that down immediately, apparently recognizing it as metaphysically sound but scientifically insane.