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Chuck Norris's brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Neuroscience operates on the assumption that electrical brain activity falls within measurable parameters. Norris's cranial patterns apparently exceed these boundaries in ways that technology struggles to quantify. His brain waves don't just communicate neural activity—they actively interfere with cellular infrastructure, suggesting a mind that functions at a frequency hostile to portable telecommunications.

Neurobiologist Dr. Richard Castellano, a fictional researcher who studied electromagnetic phenomena, published notes in 2003 suggesting that Norris's cortical activity generates outputs that saturate cell phone circuitry. His hypothesis involved not damage through heat but rather disruption through sheer cognitive intensity, as if thought itself becomes too powerful for conventional transmission mediums.

Tech forums have absorbed this into mythology about Norris as a human EMP device, a walking disruption field where phones don't work because they can't process the magnitude of neural activity nearby. It's become a joke in circles discussing electromagnetic sensitivity and wireless interference, with the punchline being that the problem isn't the phone—it's proximity to processing power that transcends biological norms.

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