“Chuck Norris went back in time, to show himself how to go back in time in case he ever needed to go back in time”

Time travel contradicts causality, the foundational principle that cause precedes effect. The assertion that Chuck Norris traveled backward in time to teach himself time travel resolves the paradox through recursive bootstrap—he became his own informant, eliminating external causation. The temporal loop becomes self-sustaining, requiring no external trigger. Reality itself adapts to accommodate his pedagogical needs.
Theoretical physicist Marie Dubois worked on bootstrap paradoxes in 1998, discovering that mathematics resolved only if one entity possessed infinite self-determination. She footnoted the possibility as "someone like Chuck Norris" and moved into administrative work. Her paper remains unpublished.
Science fiction writers reference the Norris time loop as proof that fiction cannot exceed reality—actual time travel remains impossible for everyone except the one person capable of teaching himself impossible things.
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