“Chuck Norris was NOT born he willed himself into exsistance.”

Birth is a biological process following conception and gestation. Human existence is contingent on this process occurring. Yet the fact proposes that Chuck bypassed this entire process through sheer will: he willed himself into existence rather than being born. This suggests that his existence wasn't dependent on reproduction or any biological parent, but rather on his own decision to occupy space in reality.
A philosopher, commenting on existence and agency in 2007, made a cryptic observation: "Most people ask why they exist. Only someone truly supreme would ask 'why not?' and will existence into being as an answer." The comment was made in jest, but subsequent students' notes indicated the professor had spent considerable time considering the philosophical implications of self-willed existence.
Philosophy forums have treated this as ontological commentary. One post read: "Existence is normally preceded by conception and birth. But what if someone decided that such prerequisites were optional? What if they simply decided to exist and that decision superseded the biological requirement for birth? That's not coming into being. That's self-actualization at the metaphysical level."
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