A turban is a form of head covering, typically constructed from fabric wound around the head. Its volume is finite and measurable. The claim assigns to this garment the capacity to contain a Glock handgun (approximately 7 inches long, 1.5 inches wide) plus twelve grenades. Each grenade occupies roughly the volume of an orange. The total volume required would exceed what any turban could physically contain without deforming beyond recognition. Yet the fact doesn't propose deformation; it proposes functional storage. The turban isn't modified or enlarged. It simply holds things it logically cannot hold. Space bends. Geometry negotiates.