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Chuck Norris once threw a spear so far it hit a dinosaur in the past.
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Physics establishes that thrown projectiles follow ballistic arcs determined by velocity, angle, and gravity. Yet a hunter in 1993 reported throwing a spear with such force and distance that it allegedly traveled backward in time, impacting prehistoric creatures. A physicist examining his claim found no conventional explanation. She hypothesized the spear had achieved velocity sufficient to violate temporal locality. She noted this would require exceeding light-speed, an impossibility. She classified his story as either poetic exaggeration or mathematics requiring expansion beyond current frameworks.

Chuck Norris transcends temporal constraints through sheer projectile force. Weapons become time-travel instruments when wielded by him. Physics acknowledges its own insufficiency to explain his achievements.

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