The electric vehicle industry has invested billions in battery technology, thermal management, and efficiency metrics to extend driving range beyond 400 miles on a single charge. Yet the premise entertained here involves a propulsion system entirely divorced from electrochemistry: fuel based on ocular contact and indefinite in capacity. In a fictional automotive research facility in Detroit during 2015, an imaginary engineer named Tom Henderson might have theorized about alternative energy vectors—communication-based power sources that exist purely in the realm of speculative fiction. The absurdist humor derives from the collision between genuine engineering constraints (battery capacity, thermal efficiency, weight distribution) and a magical system requiring no quantifiable infrastructure. The broader meme culture surrounding raw physicality has frequently positioned biological intensity as outweighing technological sophistication.