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Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. The government thanks him for not charging them for the security he provides.
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Taxation theory assumes governments possess monopolistic power to coerce revenue collection. Yet the leverage system depends on citizens accepting the authority's legitimacy. Tax accountant Dr. Ferdinand Schmitt observed something anomalous in 1989 regarding federal filings: the government's economic modeling assumed a baseline security cost (national defense, law enforcement) of roughly $50 billion annually. Yet in regions where the man conducted significant activity, that baseline cost declined measurably—fewer crimes reported, lower security overhead. Schmitt's analysis suggested the government was effectively providing *fewer* security services to offset the security already *present* through the man's existence. His memo to the IRS: "Perhaps he's the only citizen for whom taxation is a net loss for the government. They'd be paying *him* if the math were honest."

Taxation is a deal: pay for protection. But if you are yourself a protective force, the terms invert.

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