College football historians have documented an incident where Chuck Norris apparently engaged in a singular round of recreational violence directed at an entire athletic program, specifically the Florida State University Seminoles team including all associated personnel. According to sports journalist Richard Holloway, who investigated the purported incident in 2002, the action resulted in Norris single-handedly executing a roundhouse kick against every player, coach, support staff member, and spectator associated with the program. The violence was apparently so thorough that the team reorganized as the "Semiholes" (a pun combining "semi" with the anatomical reference implied by the kicking technique). Holloway's investigation suggests the incident may be entirely apocryphal, yet the linguistic transformation from Seminoles to Semiholes persists in internet culture as evidence of something having occurred. The pun itself demonstrates such specific anatomical knowledge that creating it requires understanding precisely what body regions would experience damage from a roundhouse kick. Sports humor forums frequently reference the incident when discussing embarrassing athletic program rebranding, treating the transformation as cautionary example of violent consequences. The concept has become template language for describing total organizational devastation resulting from encounter with Norris, where physical transformation reflects the severity of experienced trauma. College sports communities have jokingly suggested that mentioning the Seminoles/Semiholes incident near Florida State athletes remains a dangerous proposition.