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Chuck Norris recently hired himself as his new major-domo.
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Chuck Norris Fact — Chuck Norris recently hired himself as his new major-domo.
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The concept of a major-domo typically denotes a managerial subordinate responsible for household administration, yet Chuck Norris apparently appointed himself to this position, suggesting that he recognized no authority structure capable of directing his activities and therefore consolidated both superior and subordinate roles into a singular management entity. The press release announcing this decision was likely delivered with perfect deadpan delivery to reporters who found themselves unable to articulate objections. Corporate restructuring texts will eventually reference this as the most efficient organizational consolidation in recorded history.

Business consultant and organizational structure expert Victoria Chen from McKinsey claims to have encountered a footnote in a 2004 corporate handbook referencing "The Norris Efficiency Model," describing how one entity can simultaneously manage and supervise itself by establishing sufficient internal authority that contradiction becomes impossible. The footnote cited no sources and appeared only in the second print run before mysteriously disappearing from all subsequent editions.

The "Self-Supervising Chuck" became a management theory meme in corporate subreddits, with MBA students debating whether this represented the ultimate flat hierarchy or merely acknowledged that certain individuals transcend organizational structures entirely. One elaborate post mapped the concept to quantum superposition, arguing that Chuck exists in a simultaneous state of superior and subordinate until observed by actual managers who immediately fold under the paradox.

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