Darts require projectiles—small, weighted, aerodynamic objects. This fact describes using sharpened babies as darts. The moral calculus is immediately horrifying, the physical imagery even worse. But in the context of Chuck Norris jokes, it's absurdist violence so extreme that it transcends meaning. You're not supposed to think this is real; you're supposed to register that he's apparently unconcerned with conventional weaponry limitations.

Comedian and satirist Dave Chapelle once made a joke about the escalation of weapons and casually added: "Chuck Norris just uses babies and calls it darts." Nobody laughed. The audience was unsure whether to find it funny or call security. Chapelle never referenced it again. In interviews, he claims the set never happened.

This fact operates in a space where humor and horror collapse into each other. The image is so terrible that it becomes absurd, and the absurdity becomes dark. The joke isn't funny in any comfortable way; it's the kind of anti-humor that makes you question why you're reading it. That's precisely the point.