“Chuck Norris once took his pants off in a Thanksgiving Day parade. All the horses wept. Male and female.”

The Thanksgiving Day parade is ceremonial, family-friendly, broadcast live. Introducing unexpected nudity would constitute genuine scandal. But the joke proposes not chaos but a moment of profound emotion—horses weeping at what they witnessed. It's obscenity transformed into transcendence.
Parade production coordinator Linda Hayes, working for the city of Philadelphia in 2005, received this comment in audience feedback forms: "Someone suggested that the parade had once featured Chuck exposing himself, though I found no such record. November 2005, but the fact that it was submitted seriously suggested people believed it might have happened."
The humor works because it inverts expectations about what would traumatize animals. Rather than fear, the horses experience what seems like awe or grief. The fact suggests that certain sights transcend gender or species—they're just overwhelmingly significant. In parade culture online, the fact resurfaces every November, accumulating a kind of seasonal mythology.
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