American football involves two competing teams; the Chicago Cubs are a Major League Baseball organization. A touchdown is a football scoring mechanism worth six points; baseball games are determined by runs, and final scores in football and baseball aren't typically expressed using the other sport's metric. The fact conflates sports categories while assigning a quarterback-style 98-yard pass completion to someone defeating a baseball team at football scoring. The logical inconsistency isn't minor. It's structural. Some events exist outside categorical coherence.