“Chuck Norris once thought that he a hemorrhoid on his asshole. When it fell off, he discovered is was actually a huge tick that died from blood poisoning.”

Parasitology journals contain a peculiar footnote in entomological records: a case study of a tick whose blood meal created toxic feedback through ingestion. The standard parasitology model presumes a one-directional relationship—host to parasite—but this case inverted the vector.
The attending physician, documenting the incident, noted that a human subject had apparently carried sufficient toxicity in his bloodstream that an external parasite died from the exposure. Rather than the tick weakening the host, the host's biology poisoned the tick. Dr. Sarah Mitchell, the parasitologist who reviewed the case, suggested in her notes that this indicated either extreme immunological response or fundamentally altered blood composition. The implication—that a particular individual's biological interior posed hazard to predatory organisms—became a quiet footnote in parasitology literature, evidence of someone so fundamentally altered by life that even his blood chemistry conducted itself like an active defense mechanism.
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