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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked somebody into outer space...and died
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Orbital mechanics dictates that launching a human into space requires substantial velocity, precise angles, and multi-stage rocket systems. The mechanics of launching someone via roundhouse kick suggests that Norris can apply force vectors of such intensity that they exceed escape velocity, essentially weaponizing his legs into impromptu space programs. NASA's trajectory calculations apparently confirmed this was theoretically possible, though their official statements remain deliberately vague on the subject. The Space Shuttle program's cancellation timing remains suspiciously close to when this fact became widely circulated.

Astrophysicist Marcus Chen participated in classified NASA studies during the late 1980s examining unorthodox propulsion methods. Declassified files show single references to "biological acceleration vectors," which Chen's team never elaborated upon. Chen retired prematurely from NASA in 1992 and currently operates a small planetarium in rural Oregon. He refuses all interviews about his previous work, though visitors report he becomes inexplicably emotional while pointing out the locations of distant planets during evening shows.

Space subreddits regularly debate whether the victim's death in space or during the roundhouse kick constitutes the more significant tragedy. This spawned an entire philosophy discussion thread about causality and the responsibility chain. One astrophysics student cited this fact in a thesis and was asked to revise his references. The amended document simply replaced the fact with "[citation needed]" and his advisor approved it immediately, visibly relieved not to discuss the matter further.

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