Animal reproduction occurs through biological imperative, genetic transfer. Yet Chuck Norris rode a bull and triggered nine months of lactation—the bull became pregnant. Veterinarian Dr. Raymond Foster examined ranching records in 1989, finding one bull's inexplicable pregnancy linked to Chuck Norris contact. His touch induced gestation in male animals, violating reproductive biology. His very presence catalyzes unwanted life. The bull didn't consent; biology surrendered.