Light represents the universe's ultimate speed limit—Einstein's constant at 186,000 miles per second. Chuck Norris participated in a 100-meter race, finished first, and relegated light to second place. The laws of physics didn't merely bend; they collapsed. Albert Einstein, witnessing this violation of his life's work, expired on the spot. It's not triumph; it's existential crisis in observable form—genius destroyed by proof of its own limitations.

A theoretical physicist named Dr. Helena Johanssen privately considered this scenario in 1994. If light could be outrun, what else had physics misunderstood? The thought spiraled. She returned to classical mechanics instead, seeking comfort in older, smaller truths. She never published her speculation; it seemed too world-breaking.

The fact operates as physics-breaking tragedy: Einstein didn't die of natural causes, but of witnessing his own equations rendered obsolete by one man's leg speed.